Khalif Kairo: The Man of the Moment

Khalif Kairo was born on a Tuesday, which he later claimed was a fitting day because “Tuesdays don’t get enough respect, just like me.” From a young age, Khalif showed a talent for both charming people and avoiding household chores—skills he would master in adulthood.

Growing up, Khalif’s interests ranged from the mundane to the deeply confusing. He could spend hours analyzing the subtle art of sandwich making, perfecting the ratio of bread to filling, and yet, he once attempted to make toast with a hairdryer. It was this balance of brilliance and bewilderment . . .